America’s Next Top Model, Light Yourself
By APOOO • Mar 11th, 2009 • Category: Thinking Out Loud •
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Makeover Time!
Who’s going to cry first?
Celia did.
Courtney looks nice…but the tan…not so.
Oh lawd do we need to add a Naomi Campbell weave?
London is platium blonde…hmm.
Ooo ooo…we got the little child who said she can’t do it…is she going home? Nope Tyra decided that Natalie didn’t need her haircut.
Now Fo/Fu is freaking…she doesn’t think she can compete because of her short hair. Oh STOP IT please! ‘she has to hide her hair to stay pretty.’ WTF…she needs to GO HOME.
Sandra still has a skank ‘tude…but she LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER without that mohawk.
Competition Time–The girls are divided into teams and they have to go out and find someone on the street to come in and learn more about the Cover Girl makeup.
Team 1–Sandra was a weaklink.
Team 2–They talked too much.
Team 3–They acted like makeup artist.
Team 4–They kept taking the makeup from the wall.
Yea…Team 1 won…they understood the challenge…even with Sandra.
How many models does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Guess we’re getting ready to find out at the photo shoot…LIGHTS. Its all about the lights. Nigel Barker with his fine self is the photographer today.
Tahlia looks watched out to me with her new hair color.
Oh they’re doing a group shot…Allison has some HUGE eyes…the little mermaid.
Tahlia looks like a drage queen.
Nijah…was disappointing…no passionate.
Jessica was underlighting herself…she doesn’t understand the concept.
Next group shop
Aminat…what was she doing?
Celia outstaged Aminat. Celia just got it.
Sandra…oh gosh…she just
Kortnie…she’s in trouble.
Group Three
Teyona–beautiful…pretty…she knew how to post and light herself.
Fo…she has no clue. All because of her hair…she’s a TRIP. And she’s still picking her hair. “They took my hair away and now I’m gone.’ Okay send her home…I LOVE her new ‘do and think it makes her look so much more modelish…but I don’t want to deal with her whining another week. Enough already.
Natalie…effortless…hmm she looked okay to me.
Photo Time
Fo–I don’t like her photo. Looks too phototouched to me.
Kourtnie–she couldn’t get into the moment; her eyes were flat.
Nijah–let’s hope her picture looks better than her outfit…hmmm nope…they told her she looked like a corpse.
London–impressive.
Allison–fantastic…she looks like ET…hehe.
Sandra–GO HOME…no tension.
Celia–TENSION baby.
Jessica–is the photo as fluffed as the hair…they told her that her picture was UGLY…’that’s an ugly picture.’
Talia–she still looks like a drag queen…HOME.
Natalie–she looks like a dollie…PHENOMENON photo. I thought her left eye got lose.
Tiana–yep she looks wonderful but the weave has got to go…told them that earlier…lol.
Aminat–get rid of the ‘black gurl’ pose.
Who’s going to be called first? London…oops nope it was Tiana. YGG. Then Celia…then Allison…Natalie…finally London…dayum.
Hmmm who’s going to be in the bottom two? I hope one is Fo and the other is Sandra.
OH NO SHE’S STILL THERE…Sandra…but the bottom three deserved to be there. Okay Fo is going home. Oops wrong again…Fo gets to stay…Jessica is going home…oh mami…it’s about more than just being pretty.
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This is my all time favorite. I want sandra gone. Gone I say. Ok so I was going to blame that last line on the lortab, but that thing is not een making a dent in my pain. Dentist are evil. Back to antm, I do not have a faorite yet but I think the big eye girl may win because of tyra’s statement. She is her poster child for weird. Side note I did this from the crackberry in bed. I now understand that term – thanks Djuanna for introducing me to that word.
Lashonda the big eye girl is Allison…lol…and hope you’re feeling better soon. What type of dental work did you have done?
They cut my gum and was supposed to do a route canal. he decided that he should have given me antibiotics last week because I had pain when he went to file he felt there was bacteria present. so he packed my tooth. I am not sure if it is the grinding he was doing or the gum healing, but my mouth hurts. next friday i get the route canal and crown.(I broke my molar so it needs to be fixed)
they also want to take out the 3rd molars I have up top. That i am not sure of. this pain is no joke.
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Hear you about the pain…when they pull out that molar can they put you to sleep?
If I let them I will have to ask that. They said they are healthy, they just like to pull them because they are so far back and hard to clean so it runs the risk of rotting the one next to it. I also found out i have 2 more teeth below the gum in the bottom row. they were shocked my teeth grew straight. Guess I really have a big mouth. They say most peoples 3rd molar does not grow out. had to be me. I also learned to now drink my soda from a straw, helps prevent cavities….I have one right between the 2 front teeth. they are not sure how they are going to fill it because it is pretty much hidden there.
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Oh wow…and thanks for that straw suggestion.
I feel like I watched the show with this recap..LOL Im not watching this season
Linda…I hear you and can understand why…it’s one of my guilty pleasures tho’ so I’ll be there every Wednesday…now AI I can live without that one and only watch when I’m bored…lol.
I missed the very first season of America’s Next Top Model but I’m wondering has it ever been drama free with the girls? Does anyone have any early favorites?
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Why do they have to have someone freak out about their hair every cycle??? Very rarely do I see someone whose haircut or weave is just horrible. Fo’s haircut looked so cute on her. I don’t have a favorite yet but I have a least favorite. Sandra really needs to go home. Her attitude is just STANK. Unless she gets it together quick, she won’t be around long. Her pictures are not good.
Nicole agree with everything you said!
Agree also, I’m tired of them freaking out about hair. You already know that you’re trying to be a model. Even if they chop it all off, some jobs demand the longer hair so you get weave any way. Sandra is stank! I don’t have any favorites, but I’m tired of them saying this is their dream, but have so many issues or unwilling to do what they need to get and stay ON TOP!
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